horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
But first let me take a snapchat

But first let me take a snapchat

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nocoffeeplease:

A suspended act of simulated stimulation towards the environment.

The Humping Pact via DD

White People

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What if Guillermo Del Toro directed a Transformers movie?

Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.

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tell-me-your-story-in-ask:

thefemalegamgee:

elisabomb:

Feminism

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. IMPORTANT.

THIS IS FEMINISM! GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU BITCH AT ME!

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Words that don’t mean what you think they mean.

Peter Jackson: Plot , plot, plot
James Cameron: Ooooh pretty colors
J. J. Abrams: Lens flare x1,000,000
Michael Bay: Explosions and boobies!

Who now sits on the throne of the King of Pop?

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

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thechamberofsecrets:

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

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Brutal Simplicity Theme